article index: humour (1 - 20 of 40)
When music on hold goes bad (Thursday, 12/03/2009)
Just a few suggestions for songs to avoid as music on hold... there could be millions! full
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Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed (Friday, 07/11/2008)
a distinct slow down in system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as Premiership 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. full
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A man in a hot air balloon, realising he was lost, reduced altitude and spotted a woman below (Wednesday, 01/10/2008)
He descended further and shouted to the lady... 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.' full
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Have a good day! (Friday, 19/09/2008)
Today, we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me. full
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CONGRATULATIONS to all my friends who were born in the 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's ! (Saturday, 06/09/2008)
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos. full
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What's the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist....? (Thursday, 04/09/2008)
A rock guitarist plays three chords to thousands of people.... full
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Pure dead giveaways that you are Scottish (Wednesday, 03/09/2008)
This will divide readers. If you are Scottish or sufficiently acclimatised, you'll get this and laugh about it. If not, it'll go straight over your head... Personally, I love it :-) full
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Some Zen teachings (Thursday, 10/07/2008)
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Wisdom on how to keep marital harmony | how to have a happy marriage (Sunday, 11/11/2007)
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
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9 Things I Hate About Everyone (Thursday, 13/09/2007)
People say the stupidest things - usually without even thinging about it. Here's a list of 9, but it could easily be 90. full
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The fine art of cricket explained (humour) (Monday, 20/08/2007)
I once mentioned that I didn't understand Cricket so the following explanation was
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Nine words women use - 9 words used by women (Wednesday, 18/07/2007)
Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.
Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause
they know it's true.
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Kids in Church (Friday, 04/05/2007)
Kids say the funniest things. Here are some religious quotes and misunderstandings with hilarious results. full
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Symptoms of being over 30! (Monday, 23/04/2007)
I don't know about being over thirty, I think I was like this when I was twenty! Apologies to non-UK readers if you don't get all the references. full
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some very bad puns... (Monday, 29/01/2007)
...like this:
I bought a train ticket and the driver said "Eurostar"
I said "Well I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin" full
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A Carrot, an Egg and a cup of coffee (Tuesday, 02/01/2007)
A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose. full
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Funny money-making scheme (Tuesday, 12/09/2006)
I usually hate these "money making" schemes... so many are scams, so many are "pyramid schemes", and I wouldn't post them here or in any way be associated with them... However, "The Rick Jerk" is different and funny! Even if you don't intend to make money and get rich, just read the site and have a laugh. You've got to give the rich jerk credit for originality! full
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Information Release: Department of Transport issues new Warning Scheme (Thursday, 01/06/2006)
Anyone in England will appreciate this humourous 'information release'. It seems that with World Cup fever taking hold again, the country is plagued by daft flags attached to cars. For those of us with a bit more self-respect, we can't help but know what it says about the IQ of the owners... full
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Winners vs Losers (Monday, 08/05/2006)
a few pithy sayings comparing the attitudes of winners and losers full
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council letter humour (slightly risque) (Tuesday, 25/04/2006)
Supposedly these are genuine extracts from actual letters sent to various councils and Housing associations throughout the UK, although it seems hard to believe.... Actually, it doesn't - I know people like this: full
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